A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next

When A Man Has No Reason To Trust Himself, He Trusts In Luck.

We Must Be Truthful And Fair In The Ordinary Affairs Of Life Before We Can Be Truthful And Fair In Patriotism And Religion.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.