I Think My Greatest Ambition In Life

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

Cock Your Hat - Angles Are Attitudes.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock

To Me Religion Is A Deeply Personal Thing In Which Man And God Go It Alone Together, Without The Witch Doctor In The Middle. The Witch Doctor Tries To Convince Us That We Have To Ask God For Help, To Spell Out To Him What We Need, Even To Bribe Him With Prayer Or Cash On The Line.

Whatever Else Has Been Said About Me Personally Is Unimportant. When I Sing, I Believe. I'm Honest.