I Think My Greatest Ambition In Life

Rock 'n Roll: The Most Brutal, Ugly, Desperate, Vicious Form Of Expression It Has Been My Misfortune To Hear.

I'm Just A Singer, Elvis Was The Embodiment Of The Whole American Culture.

As You May Know, I Have Many Good Friends In The Press Who, Unfortunately, Have Thus Far Refused To Identify Themselves And Go Public.

Deplorable, A Rancid Smelling Aphrodisiac . . . It Fosters Almost Totally Negative And Destructive Reactions In Young People.

Critics Don't Bother Me Because If I Do Badly, I Know I'm Bad Before They Even Write It. And If I'm Good, I Know I'm Good. I Know Best About Myself, So A Critic Doesn't Anger Me.