A Man Can Only Be Judged By

How Many Honest Men Do You Know? Take The Sinners Away From The Saints, You're Lucky To End Up With Abraham Lincoln.

I've Been Accused Of Being Aloof. I'm Not. I'm Just Wary.

I Really Just Can't Watch Myself. I See All The Machinery At Work And It Just Drives Me Nuts.

I Just Hope When My Body Goes, Or When My Mind Does, I Have The Guts To End It The Way Hemingway Did. I Don't Want Anybody Wiping Drool Off My Chin.

It's Born Of Sheer Laziness. My Signature Dishes Are Salads, Hamburgers And Popcorn. That's Not The Kind Of Stuff That Gets You An Entry In The Distinguished Book Of Culinary Records. Being Known For Great Soufflé Is One Thing But A Good Hamburger? What Would They Say? "yeah, He Really Knew How To Put The Cheese On."