I Think It's Very Desirable To Be

Once I Started Taking Drama Classes, I Asked Myself Why I Had Ever Wasted So Much Time On A Football Team.

I Don't Go For The So-called "intimate" Stuff. Column Items That Report: "minerva Ferncroft Sleeps In Pink Dusting Powder Between Puce-colored Sheets In A Heart-shaped Bed." It Leaves Me Cold.

I Check My Pulse And If I Can Find It, I Know I've Got A Chance

I Wasn't Running Toward The Theater But Running Away From The Sporting Goods Store. Of Course Now That I'm Selling Spaghetti Sauce (with Newman's Own), I Begin To Understand The Romance Of Business.. The Allure Of Being The Biggest Fish In The Pond And The Juice You Get From Beating Out Your Competitors.

So I've Worked Really Hard, Because Nothing Ever Came Easily To Me.