A Lot Of Writing Is A Form

I Hid My Underwear Beneath A Parked Peugeot.

I Started Puberty Very Late. I Was Nearly Sixteen. And For Complicated Reasons This Late Arrival Of My Puberty Caused Me To Stop Playing Competitive Tennis. But Before My Puberty Problem, I Had Trouble With My Lower Back And With My Left Testicle.

I Was Aware That I Was Acting Atrociously But I Couldn't Stop Myself. Rarely Had I Behaved In Such A Manner. But I Guess When We're Feeling Lonely In Life, We Attack Those Who Actually Do Love Us. It's One Of The Things That Characterizes Human Nature And Can Be Summed Up In One Word: Flawed.

I Don't Laugh That Much, But I Do Like Humorous Books, And I Like To Entertain Readers That Way.

I Am Part Of A Vast Generation Of People Who Perpetually Live As If They Just Graduated From College.