A Lot Of Times Nerds Are Really

Husbands Are Never Happy. My Husband Asked Me For More Space, So I Locked Him Out Of The House.

I Quit Smoking. I Feel Better. I Smell Better. And It's Safer To Drink Out Of Old Beer Cans Laying Around The House.

You Know, I'm Blessed. 'blessed' Is A Better Way Of Saying 'rich.'

My Hope Is That Gays Will Be Running The World, Because Then There Would Be No War. Just A Greater Emphasis On Military Apparel.

As A Housewife, I Feel That If The Kids Are Still Alive When My Husband Gets Home From Work, Then Hey, I've Done My Job.