A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind

Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone Hands You A Baby.

I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.

There's A Certain Balance Between Finding An Opportunity To Do What You Really Enjoy And Getting Caught Up In The Flattery Of People Wanting You To Do Things.

For Me, Stand-up Comedy Is A Conversation Between Me And The Audience. I Have To Keep Them Listening. When I'm Making Jokes About Cake For Twenty Minutes, I Have To Make Sure My Audience Is Interested And Following Where I'm Going.

There's Something About Being A Parent That Has, I Think, Made Me A Better Comedian.