A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind

Babies Should Be Classified As An Antidepressant. It's Pretty Hard To Be In A Bad Mood Around A 5-month-old Baby.

I Am Single, I Don't Drink. It's Kind Of Hard To Get A Woman Buzzed When You Don't Drink. You'll Be Like, "yeah, I'll Have A Glass Of Water, You Want A Shot Of Jäger? You Want Eight Of 'em?"

Oh. What If We Eat A Lot With People That Annoy The Hell Out Of Us?

I Think That There's Part Of Me That Feels Like Maybe I Should Have Been More Social.

You Can Never Find The Right Bowling Ball. This One's Too Heavy. This One's Good But Its Pink!