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A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind Of Keep Me Grounded.
-Jim Gaffigan
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A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind
Jim Gaffigan
A Lot Of The Teachings Really Kind Of Keep Me Grounded.
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