A Lot Of Comedies Fall Apart Because

I Try Not To Blame The Public, Because The Public - Men, Especially - Have Seen Not Great Portrayals Of Women In Supporting Roles, Because They're Not Given The Lead Roles A Lot Of The Time. Especially In Comedy, They're Relegated To The Adversary, Which Is Like "the Mean Girlfriend."

I Have An Inability To Enjoy Things, But That's Why We're In Comedy. If We Were Happy, We Wouldn't Be Funny, I Guess.

One Of The Many Things I Want To Do Is Dig Us Out Of That Hole So That Guys, In Particular, Can Go: "oh, Yeah. Those People Are Really Funny. I've Seen That Person. It's A Woman. They Are Funny."

I'm Not Looking For People To Bow Down To Me Or Do Things In My Name Or Even Pass Around A Collection Plate For Me. I Say That I'd Like To Be God For A While Because He Really Can Get Away With Anything. I Mean, Anything.

'constitutional' Is Just A Real Pip Of A Word. Positively Rolls Off The Tongue. In Fact, It's Downright Fun To Say. 'con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's The Verbal Equivalent Of Skipping Down The Street With An Ice Cream Cone In Your Hand. It's Like A Semantic Bag Of Lays Potato Chips. You Simply Can't Just Say It Once.