A Long Life Or A Short Life

We're Not Just Twice As Powerful When We're Together, But Ten Times As Powerful.

I Make A Mean Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich.

The Movie Spinal Tap Rocked My World. It's For Rock What The Sound Of Music Was For Hills. They Really Nailed How Dumb Rock Can Be.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.

I Love Satan. Christianity Is So Boring. If Star Wars Didn't Have That Evil Imprint, They Wouldn't Sell Two Tickets. Satan Sells Tickets. That Dude, Darth Maul, He Was Down With Satan. Put It This Way, Satan Loves To Party, He Loves To F**k And He Loves To Eat Rich, Delicious Food. Actually That Sounds A Lot Like Kyle Gass (his Bandmate).