The Happiest Time Of My Life Is

I Don't Know Who Invented High Heels, But All Women Owe Him A Lot.

Important People Are Much More Interesting When They Are Drunk And Seem Much More Like Human Beings.

Like Any Creative Human Being, I Would Like A Bit More Control So That It Would Be A Little Easier For Me When The Director Says, 'one Tear, Right Now,' That One Tear Would Pop Out.

Ever Notice How 'what The Hell' Is Always The Right Answer?

There Was My Name Up In Lights. I Said, 'god, Somebody's Made A Mistake.' But There It Was, In Lights. And I Sat There And Said, 'remember, You're Not A Star.' Yet There It Was Up In Lights.