A King Is The First Servant And

Books Make Up No Small Part Of Human Happiness.

It Is Disgusting To Notice The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects, And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country As A Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee; This Must Be Prevented. His Majesty Was Brought Up On Beer, And So Were Both His Ancestors And Officers. Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won By Soldiers Nourished On Beer, And The King Does Not Believe That Coffee-drinking Soldiers Can Be Relied Upon To Endure Hardships In Case Of Another War.

I Think It Better To Keep A Profound Silence With Regard To The Christian Fables, Which Are Canonized By Their Antiquity And The Credulity Of Absurd And Insipid People.

A King Is The First Servant And First Magistrate Of The State.

A Man, Who Can, In Cold Blood, Hunt And Torture A Poor, Innocent Animal, Cannot Feel Much Compassion For The Distress Of His Own Species.