My Breasts Have A Career. I'm Just

I've Been Fortunate - I Haven't Had Too Many Auditions. I Slept With The Right People.

Life Is Like Sex. It’s Not Always Good, But Its Always Worth Trying.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I'm On A Mission To Love, Give As Much As I Can, And Support People Who Make A Difference.

Being Halfway Through My Life, I Think We Start Feeling Less Invincible And We Start Thinking More About The Important Things.