A Hen's Egg Is, Quite Simply, A

A Hen's Egg Is, Quite Simply, A Work Of Art, A Masterpiece Of Design And Construction With, It Has To Be Said, Brilliant Packaging!

I Cheated At School. I Remember On One Occasion I Wrote Some History Dates In Pen On My Leg. So When There Was A Question Like 'what Year Did That Happen?', I'd Lift My Skirt Up And Have A Look.

Remember, It's Very Simple To Have An Oven Tested Professionally, And It Only Takes About Five Minutes.

I Don't Get Insomnia, But I Do Get The Odd Night When I Can't Unwind.

The Chemicals In The Dishwashing Process Tend Not To Be Good For Saucepans.