A Hen Is Only An Egg's Way

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

Autumn Is The Mellower Season, And What We Lose In Flowers We More Than Gain In Fruits.

All Animals, Except Man, Know That The Principal Business Of Life Is To Enjoy It.

He Has Spent His Life Best Who Has Enjoyed It Most. God Will Take Care That We Do Not Enjoy It Any More Than Is Good For Us.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.