A Happy Family Is But An Earlier

Patriotism Is Your Conviction That This Country Is Superior To All Others Because You Were Born In It.

If You Can’t Appreciate What You’ve Got, You’d Better Get What You Can Appreciate.

A Broken Heart Is A Very Pleasant Complaint For A Man In London If He Has A Comfortable Income.

But A Mother Is Like A Broomstick Or Like The Sun In The Heavens, It Does Not Matter Which As Far As One's Knowledge Of Her Is Concerned: The Broomstick Is There And The Sun Is There; And Whether The Child Is Beaten By It Or Warmed And Enlightened By It, It Accepts It As A Fact In Nature, And Does Not Conceive It As Having Had Youth, Passions, And Weaknesses, Or As Still Growing, Yearning, Suffering, And Learning.

Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions, Not With Bad Ones. All Men Mean Well.