A Good Holiday Is One Spent Among

A Loving Wife Will Do Anything For Her Husband Except Stop Criticizing Him And Trying To Improve Him.

Many A Man Is Praised For His Reserve And So-called Shyness When He Is Simply Too Proud To Risk Making A Fool Of Himself.

If There Was A Little Room Somewhere In The British Museum That Contained Only About Twenty Exhibits And Good Lighting, Easy Chairs, And A Notice Imploring You To Smoke, I Believe I Should Become A Museum Man.

Man, The Creature Who Knows He Must Die, Who Has Dreams Larger Than His Destiny, Who Is Forever Working A Confidence Trick On Himself, Needs An Ally. Mine Has Been Tobacco.

To Say That These Men Paid Their Shillings To Watch Twenty-two Hirelings Kick A Ball Is Merely To Say That A Violin Is Wood And Catgut, That Hamlet Is So Much Paper And Ink.