A "good" Family, It Seems, Is One

People Ask Me What Makes A Good Funeral, And I Tell Them The Most Important Thing Is Your Man In The Casket. If You Have A Man Of Substance In There, You Have The Makings Of A First-class Funeral.

Relations Between The Sexes Are So Complicated That The Only Way You Can Tell If Members Of The Set Are Going Together Is If They Are Married. Then, Almost Certainly, They Are Not.

Have You Ever Heard One Civilized Person Whose Opinion You Respect, At Any Time, Anywhere, In Any Civilized Country Anywhere, Say The Good New Days?

As Anyone Who Has Ever Been Around A Cat For Any Length Of Time Well Knows, Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Kind.

I Detest Professional Anythings But Particularly Professional Writers. Most Of Them Today Are Just Garbage Collectors.