A "good" Family, It Seems, Is One

There Were Three Terrible Ages Of Childhood - Zero To 10, 10 To 20, And 20 To 30.

It Used To Be Said That, Socially Speaking, Philadelphia Asked Who A Person Is, New York How Much Is He Worth, And Boston What Does He Know. Nationally It Has Now Become Generally Recognized That Boston Society Has Long Cared Even More Than Philadelphia About The First Point And Has Refined The Asking Of Who A Person Is To The Point Of Demanding To Know Who He Was. Philadelphia Asks About A Man's Parents; Boston Wants To Know About His Grandparents.

As Far As I'm Concerned, The Only Difference Between The Republicans And The Democrats Is The Republicans Are Socialists And The Democrats Are Bolsheviks.

It Has Long Been A Theory Of Mine And I Am Known, If I Do Say So, For My Long Theories That Authors, Generally Speaking, Are Rotten Letter Writers.

I Consider The 3 Most Cruelly Produced Foods To Be From Lobsters, Dropped Alive Into Boiling Water, Veal From Calves Separated From Their Mothers And Kept In Crates, And Pate De Foie Gras.