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Were You Listening To A Word I Said ' 'i Kind Of Switched Off When You Drew Breath.

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I Collect Ex-boyfriends -- And More Than Five, At Last Count.

Maybe Those Sorts Of Yes-or-no Life-and-death Decisions Are Easier To Make Because They Are So Black And White. I Can Cope With Them Because It's Easier. Human Emotions, Well. . .they're Just A Fathomless Collection Of Grays And I Don't Do So Well On The Midtones.

Marriage, Like Spinach And Opera, Was Something I Had Never Thought I Would Like.