A Friend Of Mine That I Was

They Say Give A Man A Fish And He'll Eat For A Day. But Teach A Man To Fish And He'll Get His Own Show On The Discovery Channel.

It Seemed That I Performed Better Sober Than Drunk. Who Knew?

Osama Bin Laden's Death Has Been In The News All Day. Leftish Stations Are Going, 'president Obama Saves The World.' Stations On The Right Are Going, 'obama Kills Fellow Muslim.'

That's Here On Cbs, Where The 'c' Stands For 'classy' And The 'bs' Speaks For Itself.

You Know Who They're Blaming For Global Warming Now? This Is True. Fat People.