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This Used To Be A Government Of Checks And Balances. Now It's All Checks And No Balances.

I Don't See What Difference It Makes What Side It's [your Bread] Buttered On. I Always Eat Both Sides.

Cultivate Friendships. If You Don't Have Time To Cultivate All Of Them, Plow Under Every Fifth One And Collect Your Bonus.

Smartness Runs In My Family. When I Went To School I Was So Smart My Teacher Was In My Class For Five Years.

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.