A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To

A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking, But A Wise Man Tells Her That Her Mouth Is Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.

That's The Way Girls Were--they Always Laughed. Because They Were Bitches.

I Think Perhaps All Of Us Go A Little Crazy At Times.

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

People Hear That I Am A Horror Writer And They Think That I Must Be A Monster, But Actually I Have The Heart Of A Small Child - I Keep It In A Jar On My Desk.