A Fly Can't Bird, But A Bird

Bores Can Be Divided Into Two Classes; Those Who Have Their Own Particular Subject, And Those Who Do Not Need A Subject.

My Spelling Is Wobbly. It's Good Spelling But It Wobbles, And The Letters Get In The Wrong Places.

Almost Anyone Can Be An Author; The Business Is To Collect Money And Fame From This State Of Being.

Once Upon A Time There Were Three Little Foxes Who Didn't Wear Stockings, And They Didn't Wear Sockses, But They All Had Handkerchiefs To Blow Their Noses, And They Kept Their Handkerchiefs In Cardboard Boxes.

Piglet Noticed That Even Though He Had A Very Small Heart, It Could Hold A Rather Large Amount Of Gratitude.