The Things That Make Me Different Are

Life Is So Much Friendlier With Two.

When Having A Smackerel Of Something With A Friend, Don't Eat So Much That You Get Stuck In The Doorway Trying To Get Out.

I'm Not Lost For I Know Where I Am. But However, Where I Am May Be Lost.

My Spelling Is Wobbly. It's Good Spelling But It Wobbles, And The Letters Get In The Wrong Places.

A Proper Tea Is Much Nicer Than A Very Nearly Tea, Which Is One You Forget About Afterwards.