A Flu Shot Is The Worst Thing

To Even Win A Nomination In This Country, You Have To Say You're A Person Of Great Faith. You Have To Pledge To The People Out There That You Put Your Faith In Things That Are Unable To Be Proven - That You Suspend Critical Thinking As The Way To Go.

Your Taxes Are Due A Week From Today. You Can Make Out Your Check Directly To Halliburton. Or You Can Do What I'm Going To Do. I'm Filing My First Joint Return. No, I'm Not Getting Married, I'm Sending The Irs An Actual Joint With A Note That Says, 'if You Think I'm Paying For This War, You Must Be High.'

The Country Has Become Much More Conservative, Partly Because It's Been Taken Over By The Religious Right.

You Would Think There Is A Higher Bar Than Having A Facebook Page To Run For President.

You Can't Pray Away Global Warming, And That's The Difference Between Religious People And Sane People.