If You're Playing Against The Australians, You

To Win In Australia, For Me, Has To Be The Ultimate Success Because The Aussies Live For Sport

I Don't Ask My Wife To Face Michael Holding, So There's No Reason Why I Should Be Changing Nappies.

I Don't Think I've Actually Drunk A Beer For 15 Years, Except A Few Guinnesses In Dublin, Where It's The Law.

If You Can Change Three Lives In 10, Three Lives In A Hundred, That's Got To Be Good, Hasn't It?

If I'd Done A Quarter Of The Things Of Which I'm Accused, I'd Be Pickled In Alcohol, I'd Be A Registered Drug Addict And Would Have Sired Half The Children In The World's Cricket-playing Countries