A Drama Critic Is A Man Who

You'll Never Have A Quiet World Till You Knock The Patriotism Out Of The Human Race.

You Sometimes Have To Answer A Woman According To Her Womanliness, Just As You Have To Answer A Fool According To His Folly.

Unless Comedy Touches Me As Well As Amuses Me, It Leaves Me With A Sense Of Having Wasted My Evening. I Go To The Theatre To Be Moved To Laughter, Not To Be Tickled Or Bustled Into It.

The Chief Objection To Playing Wind Instruments Is That It Prolongs The Life Of The Player.

My Specialty Is Being Right When Other People Are Wrong.