A Drama Critic Is A Man Who

Ladies And Gentlemen Are Permitted To Have Friends In The Kennel, But Not In The Kitchen.

My Religious Convictions And Scientific Views Cannot At Present Be More Specifically Defined Than As Those Of A Believer In Creative Revolution. I Desire That No Public Monument Or Work Of Art Or Inscription Or Sermon Or Ritual Service Commemorating Me Shall Suggest That I Accepted The Tenets Peculiar To Any Established Church Or Denomination Nor Take The Form Of A Cross Or Any Other Instrument Of Torture Or Symbol Of Blood Sacrifice.

The Only Way For A Woman To Provide For Herself Decently Is For Her To Be Good To Some Man That Can Afford To Be Good To Her.

Hell Is A Place Where You Have Nothing To Do But Amuse Yourself.

The Surest Way To Ruin A Man Who Doesn't Know How To Handle Money Is To Give Him Some.