A Drama Critic Is A Man Who

I Would Like To Take You Seriously, But To Do So Would Be An Affront To Your Intelligence.

People Expect Too Much Of One Year And Too Little Of Ten.

Find Enough Clever Things To Say, And You're A Prime Minister; Write Them Down And You're A Shakespeare.

Success Covers A Multitude Of Blunders.

I Never Thought Much Of The Courage Of A Lion Tamer. Inside The Cage He Is At Least Safe From People.