A Dollar Won Is Twice As Sweet

Our Marriage Works Because We Each Carry Clubs Of Equal Weight And Size.

It's Been A Privilege To Be Here.

I Just Hope When My Body Goes, Or When My Mind Does, I Have The Guts To End It The Way Hemingway Did. I Don't Want Anybody Wiping Drool Off My Chin.

Once I Started Taking Drama Classes, I Asked Myself Why I Had Ever Wasted So Much Time On A Football Team.

For Those Of You Who Like To Scarf Your Popcorn In The Sack, The Good News Is That Newman's Own Contains An Aphrodisiac.