A Dog Is One Of The Remaining

An Atheist Is A Man Who Looks Through A Telescope And Tries To Explain What He Can't See.

Nothing Adds To A Person's Leisure Time Like Doing Things When They Are Supposed To Be Done.

The Best Eraser In The World Is A Good Night's Sleep.

The Fellow Who Says He'll Meet You Halfway Usually Thinks He's Standing On The Dividing Line.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.