A Man Is Never Astonished That He

Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction.

Ceremony Is All Backbone.

No One Is Rich Whose Expenditures Exceed His Means, And No One Is Poor Whose Incomings Exceed His Outgoings.

Coerced Innocence Is Like An Imprisoned Lark,--open The Door, And It Is Off Forever. The Bird That Roams Through The Sky And The Groves Unrestrained Knows How To Dodge The Hawk And Protect Itself; But The Caged One, The Moment It Leaves Its Bars And Bolts Behind, Is Pounced Upon By The Fowler Or The Vulture.

Nicknames Stick To People, And The Most Ridiculous Are The Most Adhesive.