Reputations, Like Beavers And Cloaks, Shall Last

I Would Like To Have A Second Chance At My First Love.

Wits, Like Drunken Men With Swords, Are Apt To Draw Their Steel Upon Their Best Acquaintances.

Wit, Like Money, Bears An Extra Value When Rung Down Immediately It Is Wanted. Men Pay Severely Who Require Credit.

Gravity Is More Suggestive Than Convincing.

He Was So Benevolent, So Merciful A Man That, In His Mistaken Passion, He Would Have Held An Umbrella Over A Duck In A Shower Of Rain.