A Comedian Does Funny Things. A Good

And If There Is Sweeter Music This Side Of Heaven I Haven't Heard It.

I Was Mad At The Time, Or I Would Never Have Done The Thing.

No Man Can Be A Genius In Slapshoes And A Flat Hat.

All My Life I Have Been Happiest When The Folks Watching Me Said To Each Other, `look At The Poor Dope, Wilya?

I Don't Feel Qualified To Talk About My Work.