All Solutions Are Temporary, So Why Not

We Thank You [the Soldiers Recently Returned From The Middle East] For Your Service.

Being Rich And Thin Isn't Everything.

I Don't Associate Work With Feelings Of Satisfaction. Rather, Guilt, Frustration, And Resentment Of People Who Write Better Than I Do.

Being An English Major Prepares You For Impersonating Authority.

The Reason To Retire Is To Try To Avoid Embarrassment; You Ought To Do It Before People Are Dropping Big Hints. You Want To Be The First To Come Up With The Idea. You Don't Want To Wait Until You Trip And Fall Off The Stage.