A Bumper Of Good Liquor Will End

I Would By No Means Wish A Daughter Of Mine To Be A Progeny Of Learning.

Whena Scandalousstory Isbelieved Againstone, Thereis Certainly No Comfort Like The Conscience Of Having Deserved It.

A Practitioner In Panegyric, Or, To Speak More Plainly, A Professor Of The Art Of Puffing.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

There Are A Set Of Malicious, Prating, Prudent Gossips, Both Male And Female, Who Murder Characters To Kill Time; And Will Rob A Young Fellow Of His Good Name Before He Has Years To Know The Value Of It.