The Strong Must Protect The Sweet.

The Lord Gives And The Lord Takes Away, As It Pleases Him, For He Can Do All Things.

Union Rule 26: Every Employee Must Win 'worker Of The Week' At Least Once, Regardless Of Gross Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

A Glorious Death Is His, Who For His Country Falls.

Servants, When Their Lords No Longer Sway, Their Minds No More To Righteous Courses Bend.