A Billion Saved Is A Billion Earned.

Law Number Xiv: After The Year 2015, There Will Be No Airplane Crashes. There Will Be No Takeoffs Either, Because Electronics Will Occupy 100 Percent Of Every Airplane's Weight.

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.

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The Weaker The Data Available Upon Which To Base One's Conclusion, The Greater The Precision Which Should Be Quoted In Order To Give The Data Authenticity.

Law Number Xxxvi: The Thickness Of The Proposal Required To Win A Multimillion Dollar Contract Is About One Millimeter Per Million Dollars. If All The Proposals Conforming To This Standard Were Piled On Top Of Each Other At The Bottom Of The Grand Canyon It Would Probably Be A Good Idea.