A Billion Saved Is A Billion Earned.

Law Number Xx: In Any Given Year, Congress Will Appropriate The Amount Of Funding Approved The Prior Year Plus Three-fourths Of Whatever Change The Administration Requests, Minus 4-percent Tax.

Any Task Can Be Completed In Only One-third More Time Than Is Currently Estimated.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm. The Early Worm... Gets Eaten.

Law Number Xxxix: Never Promise To Complete Any Project Within Six Months Of The End Of The Year, In Either Direction.

People Do Not Win People Fights. Lawyers Do.