A Billion Saved Is A Billion Earned.

There Are Many Highly Successful Businesses In The United States. There Are Also Many Highly Paid Executives. The Policy Is Not To Intermingle The Two.

Law Number Xx: In Any Given Year, Congress Will Appropriate The Amount Of Funding Approved The Prior Year Plus Three-fourths Of Whatever Change The Administration Requests, Minus 4-percent Tax.

If Stock Market Experts Were So Expert, They Would Be Buying Stock, Not Selling Advice.

Hardware Works Best When It Matters The Least.

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.