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Law Number Xx: In Any Given Year, Congress Will Appropriate The Amount Of Funding Approved The Prior Year Plus Three-fourths Of Whatever Change The Administration Requests, Minus 4-percent Tax.

Too Often Technology Is Perceived As The Problem Rather Than The Solution; As Something To Be Avoided Rather Than Embraced. This Is About As Logical As My Daughter's Observing, While Our Family Was Driving Through An Unfamiliar City, "trying To Read A Map While Driving Causes All The Traffic Lights To Turn Green."

It Is Very Expensive To Achieve High Unreliability. It Is Not Uncommon To Increase The Cost Of An Item By A Factor Of Ten For Each Factor Of Ten Degradation Accomplished.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

A Hungry Dog Hunts Best. A Hungrier Dog Hunts Even Better.