A Bibliophile Has Approximately The Same Relationship

The Blind Won't Admit That I Have Eyes In My Head, And The Deaf Say That I'm Dumb.

Many Women Would Like To Dream With Men Without Sleeping With Them. Someone Should Point Out To Them That This Is Utterly Impossible.

A Man's Jealousy Is A Social Institution; A Woman's Prostitution Is An Instinct.

A Comprehensive Education Is A Well-stocked Pharmacy: But We Have No Assurance That Potassium Cyanide Will Not Be Administered Fora Head Cold.

When I Take Up My Pen, Nothing Can Happen To Me. Fate, Remember That.