A Bear, However Hard He Tries, Grows

You Can't Help Respecting Anybody Who Can Spell Tuesday, Even If He Doesn't Spell It Right; But Spelling Isn't Everything. There Are Days When Spelling Tuesday Simply Doesn't Count.

Bores Can Be Divided Into Two Classes; Those Who Have Their Own Particular Subject, And Those Who Do Not Need A Subject.

His Dress Told Her Nothing, But His Face Told Her Things Which She Was Glad To Know.

And The Only Reason For Making Honey Is So As I Can Eat It.

Of Beer, An Enthusiast Has Said That It Could Never Be Bad, But That Some Brands Might Be Better Than Others.