A Bear, However Hard He Tries, Grows

There Was Once An Old Sailor My Grandfather Knew, Who Had So Many Things Which He Wanted To Do That, Whenever He Thought It Was Time To Begin, He Couldn't Because Of The State He Was In.

Sometimes, If You Stand On The Bottom Rail Of A Bridge And Lean Over To Watch The River Slipping Slowly Away Beneath You, You Will Suddenly Know Everything There Is To Be Known.

Of Beer, An Enthusiast Has Said That It Could Never Be Bad, But That Some Brands Might Be Better Than Others.

A Quotation Is A Handy Thing To Have About, Saving One The Trouble Of Thinking For Oneself, Always A Laborious Business.

Oh, Eeyore, You Are Wet!” Said Piglet, Feeling Him. Eeyore Shook Himself, And Asked Somebody To Explain To Piglet What Happened When You Had Been Inside A River For Quite A Long Time.