A Bear, However Hard He Tries, Grows

Almost Anyone Can Be An Author; The Business Is To Collect Money And Fame From This State Of Being.

And If Anyone Knows Anything About Anything," Said Bear To Himself, "it's Owl Who Knows Something About Something," He Said, "or My Name's Not Winnie-the-pooh," He Said. "which It Is," He Added. "so There You Are.

If The Person You Are Talking To Doesn't Appear To Be Listening, Be Patient. It May Simply Be That He Has A Small Piece Of Fluff In His Ear.

Wherever I Am, There's Always Pooh, There's Always Pooh And Me. Whatever I Do, He Wants To Do, "where Are You Going Today?" Says Pooh: "well, That's Very Odd 'cos I Was Too. Let's Go Together," Says Pooh, Says He. "let's Go Together," Says Pooh.

We'll Be Friends Forever, Won't We, Pooh?' Asked Piglet. Even Longer,' Pooh Answered.