When I Played Ball, I Didn't Play

When I Came To Detroit I Was Just A Mild-mannered Sunday-school Boy.

A Ball Bat Is A Wondrous Weapon.

I Have Observed That Baseball Is Not Unlike War, And When You Get Right Down To It, We Batters Are The Heavy Artillery.

Don't Come Home A Failure.

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.