Best Hale Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Shoes Off In The Whale! And Don't Try And Make A Break For The Anus.

All Killer Whales Are Named Kevin. You Knew That, Right?

Actually, Orcas Aren't Quite As Complex As Scientists Imagine. Most Killer Whales Are Just Four Tons Of Doofus Dressed Up Like A Police Car.

Seriously, I Think Everybody Needs To Be More Disciplined; Nobody Needs Any Meat. But From A Perspective Of How Many Animals Suffer, It's Probably Better To Kill And Eat One Whale Than It Is To Eat Fish, Chickens, Cows, Lambs And Eggs.

I Believe That Capitalism, At Least How It's Used By Major Corporations, And Environmental Concerns Are In Opposition. To Be Ecologically Aware, Productivity Of Many Things Would Slow Down At Least For Awhile. Stockholders Don't Want To Hear About The Saving Of The Whales Or Some Stream In Kentucky. They Want A Return On Their Investment.

I Mean, I Am Into Nature And Seeing Whales. I Went Whale-watching, And I Was Really Looking Forward To That, But When You See It On Tv And You See Other Programs Do It, You're Seeing Close-ups Of These Massive Creatures, And The Music That's Added Gives You A Certain Feeling.

I Like People. I Like Animals, Too-whales And Quail, Dinosaurs And Dodos. But I Like Human Beings Especially, And I Am Unhappy That The Pool Of Human Germ Plasm, Which Determines The Nature Of The Human Race, Is Deteriorating.

Now That I Finally Have The Time For It, This Web Surfing Stuff Turns Out To Be As Interesting And Fun And Addictive As You've All Been Telling Me. Zipping From Link To Link, Chasing An Idea Across The Noosphere, Sucking Up Information Like A Killer Whale - Way Cool.

There Are People In This World Who Can Wear Whale Masks And People Who Cannot, And The Wise Know To Which Group They Belong.

It Wasn't Exactly Like Talking, But It Went Something Like This: Could You Give Us A Ride North, Percy Asked, Like As Close To Portland As Possible? Eat Seals, The Whale Responded. Are You Seals? No, Percy Admitted. I've Got A Man Satchel Full Of Macrobiotic Beef Jerky, Though. The Whale Shuddered. Promise Not To Feed Me This, And I Will Take You North. Deal.

Towards Thee I Roll, Thou All-destroying But Unconquering Whale... From Hell's Heart I Stab At Thee.

It Is Upon Record, That Three Centuries Ago The Tongue Of The Right Whale Was Esteemed A Great Delicacy In France, And Commanded Large Prices There.