Zombies Are The Blue-collar Monsters

My Zombies Will Never Take Over The World Because I Need The Humans. The Humans Are The Ones I Dislike The Most, And They're Where The Trouble Really Lies.

I've Never Been Able To Reuse Characters, I've Often Wanted To. I've Never Been Able To Get People To Cooperate. I Can't Get Anyone Together On Any Kind Of Deal.

I Go To Conventions And Universities And Talk To Young Filmmakers And Everybody's Making A Zombie Movie! It's Because It's Easy To Get The Neighbors To Come Out, Put Some Ketchup On Them.

As A Filmmaker, I Love The Medium. I Have A Great Affection For It And I've Been Lucky Enough To Do All Different Kinds Of Films. The Greatest Part Of The Success I've Had Comes From Horror. I Love The Idea Of Mixing Humor And Horror And To Me, It's All A Giggle.

Just Because I'm Showing Somebody Being Disemboweled Doesn't Mean That I Have To Get Heavy And Put A Message Behind It.