Zeus Looked Like A Really Buff, Really

Even Strength Must Bow To Wisdom Sometimes.

They're Not So Bad. They Just Need Some Attention. ...like Pets. Or My Brother.

God Alert!" Blackjack Yelled. "it's The Wine Dude! Mr. D Sighed In Exasperation. "the Next Person, Or Horse, Who Calls Me The 'wine Dude' Will End Up In A Bottle Of Merlot!

People Usually Asked Her If She Had A Belly Button. Of Course She Had A Belly Button. She Couldn't Explain How. She Didn't Really Want To Know.

If Not For The Horses, Piper Would've Died.