You've Got To Understand Life, Understand It

We Must Never Say, Even In Fun, That We Are Disheartened, Because Someone Might Take Us At Our Word.

We Can All Do Good Deeds, But Very Few Of Us Can Think Good Thoughts.

The Art Of Living Is The Art Of Knowing How To Believe Lies. The Fearful Thing About It Is That, Not Knowing What Truth May Be, We Can Still Recognize Lies.

We Commit Two Wrongs When We Fail To Right A Wrong.

Those Philosophers Who Believe In The Absolute Logic Of Truth Have Never Had To Discuss It On Close Terms With A Woman.