You've Decided To Love Me For Eternity,

As Any Mom Knows, Having A Baby Is An Extremely Creative Act And To Love And Create A Baby, It's On Par With Any Other Creative Act That We Could Come Up With.

Maybe We Are Both Good People Who've Done Some Bad Things.

I Use My Dress To Wipe Up My Drink, I Care Less And Less What People Think.

Subtract Out The Impact And The Fall Is All You Get. So Here's Two Beers To Remember Why And Three More To Forget.

I Found Religion In The Greeting Card Aisle Now I Know Hallmark Was Right