You're Not Allowed To Be An Eccentric

Starbucks Is Spreading Like A Cancer.

In Burton's Day They [soldiers] Were Itching To Get Into The Fray. Now It Is The Opposite. They Are Always Whining About The Dangers Of Being Killed. Oh My God, They Are Such Wimps Now! The Whole Point Of Being In The Army Is Wanting To Get Killed, Wanting To Test Yourself To The Limits. Now You Have To Fly 15,000ft Above The War Zone To Avoid Getting Hit. I Don't Think There Is Any Point In Having Wars If That's How You're Going To Behave. It's Pathetic. All This Whining!

I Think Belief Is Like Having The First Microsoft Windows - It's So Rudimentary, In The Human Brainwork, It's So Obviously A Sham.

I Smell Of Sweat. I Don't Like People Smelling Of All These Weird Things. I Think Deodorant Is Disgusting.

Madness Is A Prerequisite Of Being In Showbusiness.