You're Not Allowed To Be An Eccentric

I've Never Been Any Good With Authority.

The Fact Is That You Could Not Be, And Still Cannot Be, A 25-year-old Homosexual Trying To Make It In The British Film Business Or The American Film Business Or Even The Italian Film Business. It Just Doesn't Work And You're Going To Hit A Brick Wall At Some Point.

As A Kid I Would Be Put To Bed When My Parents Had Guests And Because I Was Such A Show-off I Would Go To My Mum's Room, Put On Her Nightdress And Jackie Onassis Shawl, Run Downstairs, Go Outside, Ring The Doorbell And Pretend To Be One Of The Guests. I'd Say, 'hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-so.

Why Are Men Talking About What Clothes They're Wearing? It's So Unmanly, I Think. It's Like Versailles Before The Revolution, Without The Style.

I'm Not Really A Political Animal But I Am Rather Fascinated By The Meltdown Of England And America. In The End, It Seems As If America Might Come Out Of It, But I'm Not Sure If England Is Ever Going To Recover.