You're Not A Human Till You're In

Why Is Pot Against The Law? It Wouldn't Be Because Anyone Can Grow It, And Therefore You Can't Make A Profit Off It, Would It?

You're Not A Human Till You're In My Phone Book. There. My Hat Is Now In The Political Ring.

People In The U.k. Share My Bemusement With The United States That America Doesn't Share With Itself. They Have A Sense Of Irony, Which America Doesn't Have, Seeing As It's Being Run By Fundamentalists Who Take Things Literally.

I Can't Watch Tv Longer Than Five Minutes Without Praying For Nuclear Holocaust.

Nicotine Patches Are Great. Stick One Over Each Eye And You Can't Find Your Fags.