You're Always Better Off If You Quit

Look At Any Black-and-white Movie; Everybody Is Smoking.

They Almost Ran Me Off The Road Several Times. There Are So Many Chances That They Take To Get The Right Photo.

Smoking Is Related To Practically Every Terrible Thing That Can Happen To You.

I Have An Education Degree From The University Of Minnesota, And I Was A Teacher For About A Minute.

There's Nothing Glamorous About Being Dead.