Your Regrets Aren't What You Did, But

I Will Always Want To Do Whatever It Is That My Heart Is In, And Whether I Get Paid For It Or Not Means Nothing. It Doesn't Matter. I'll Do It If It Means Something To Me And I Want To Be A Part Of It.

I Did All My Heavy Partying Before I Turned Sixteen.

If You Really Want To Torture Me, Sit Me In A Room Strapped To A Chair And Put Mariah Carey's Records On.

I Think Humor Is The Best Gift, And If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, Who Can You Laugh At?

I'm Not Ashamed Of Being A Bubbly, Funny Person. I Think That's As Valid As Being The Dark, Brooding, Tortured Oscar-nominated One.