Your Mind Is Like, Oh My God,

Michael Jackson Asked Me To Sign A Playboy. I Was More Than Happy To.

I've Done A Lot Of Acting. I'm Not Saying I'm The Greatest, But I'd Love To Act, I'd Love To Sing.

Jim Bakker Came Along. He Said, Jessica Hahn, Listen. You're A Virgin. As God As My Witness. He Said, We Need A Girl That We Can Trust.

Tammy Faye, I Really Like The Woman. I Wanted To Be Her Kid.

Jim Bakker Is An Extremely Talented Preacher, If He Would Just Get It Together.