Your Folks Are God, You Love Them

Nothing Shows You The Straight Line From Here To Death Like A List.

College Is Like A Fountain Of Knowledge - And The Students Are There To Drink

Get Married Before The Sex Gets Boring Or You'll Never Get Married.

I Want You To Invent It. I Want You To Have That Skill. To Create Your Own Reality. Your Own Set Of Laws. I Want To Try And Teach You That.

I Don't Want To Die Without A Few Scars.